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H'okay, I'm gonna attempt to put something up here- talking to a computer screen doesn't come easy for me- especially when it's about myself, well, without basting myself in Archers and Midori it's a hard task, but with it it becomes quite easy and quite unreadable, which is hilarity(?) for all.

I am Axenblade- I'm 21 years old and my first name (will be) Charles- at the moment it's Chazz. I want to be named Charles as that's actually a name- not a nickname... I'd like to have a nickname rather than be named a nickname if that makes sense.

... That was rather backward- and I have a feeling this is just the start of that downward descent into "OH SNAP".

I enjoy a lot of things that everyone else on LJ enjoys- reading, music, RP, Video games- one thing I don't like however, is going to the mall- We don't have malls here, but that's far besides the point that I hate going to them. Unless it's the Metro in Newcastle- it has a mini themepark in there I -like- themeparks. Other malls/big places full of shops are boring though, especially when shopping for clothes.

I do enjoy food shopping though, as I enjoy food- the cooking and the eating of it. Saying this, I've grown an aversion to Fish and Chips, our British food legacy... mostly because I work in a Fish and chip shop- there are no McDonaldsesque stories of people spitting/worse in food it's just smelling of Fish, chips and Curry sauce day in day out sort of looses it's charm after the first five minutes.

Aren't I a boring person? 3 chapters in and I'm only getting past the introductory bits.

There's a bird next to me named Sylvie- I have since dubbed her 'Sylviroth' for the fact that this bird is PURE EVIL. She's plotting world domination- you can tell, you can see it in her beady little eyes when she stares with you with that longing look, that look of wanting to kick your face off with birdy-like talons.

If I could only speak bird, I'd would probably stop her... if I knew what she was planning to do, or join her, or just call her a Dorky Face in Bird tongue and be done with it- though the last one would probably get me shat on the next time she's out of the cage.

Little fucking bird of doom.

Sephiroth has nothing on Sylvie- Sephiroth is Sylvie's BITCH.

I am -really- out of things to say now, so I'm gonna go see what Katie's bought today when she was out shopping and I was out avoiding her buying stuff.

LOVE YOU KATIE (btw I'm joking, I do that)

Haha... ha.

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